People
It has come to my attention that some additional people would like to be added to the website. There are three conditions
1. A bad Photo 2. A dodgy resume 3. Approval of founding members.
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Name Dave "Semenator" Page
Likes : Non-microsoft Operating systems, hacking, eating, forgetting his boat
Dislikes : Morons, pulling his deck.
Most X moment : Hacking the team-ex website.
Favourite Paddling Destination : Canal at Newbury?
Trip luxury item : Laptop, GPRS phone.
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Name Rusty "Twisted Animator" Gundry
Likes : Crazy freakout
Dislikes : NEF (Not enough Funk)
Most X moment : Dancing by the Alt Kinglas
Favourite Paddling Destination : The next one!
Trip luxury item : Discoteque
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Name Pete "The Bard" Cornes
Likes : Hucks, air, difficult literature, chilli.
Dislikes : Hukas, long walk-ins with bad hangovers, any hangovers,
line dancing, little Yappy dogs.
Most X moment : One of the few successful descents of 'Killer Rock' rapid,
at a secret location in the Peak District near Matlock bath.
Favourite Paddling Destination : Norway. No argument. It's better than
everywhere else.
Trip luxury item : Playboat. And Creek boat. And van.
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Name "Mighty Mighty" Pete Woods Likes : Being Sick, cooking, designing ridiculous things Dislikes : Hurrying, Transporting boat on head, Sheltering in cardbord Most X moment : Most of them Favourite Paddling Destination : Anywhere, anytime Trip luxury item : Filth |
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Name "Dirty" Alec
Likes : Bitches, Happy Hardcore, Steak, Whiskey
Dislikes : Smiling (whilst paddling), Policemen
Most X moment : Jumping off a 40ft bridge on the
River Ubaye in the Alps
Favourite Paddling Destination : French Alps
Trip luxury item : Bitches, subtlety.
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Name "Zippy" George Likes : Camping it up, Ales, Arguing, Fraud Dislikes : Losing arguments, being told what to do Most XXXXXX moment : Driving Favourite Paddling Destination : George's centre Trip luxury item : Insurance claim forms |
Team Mild
There seem to be some young pretenders wanting to be part of the X action, so I thought I might add them here, they may be allowed to join if they prove themselves...
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Name Nia
Likes : Dirty Dark Rum, Filthy Kebabs, Welsh Things, Chilling
Dislikes : Hangovers, Being told she can't pronounce "tooth"
Most XXX moment : Chipping tooth, downing things
Favourite Paddling Destination : Somewhere near a Tea Shop
Trip luxury item : Captain Morgan
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Name Nicola
Likes : Chocolate, Baking, Gin, portaging
Dislikes : Mornings, hangovers
Most XXX moment : Classified
Favourite Paddling Destination : Somewhere near a Tea Shop
Trip luxury item : Safety cover
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Name Beth (the middle one) Likes : Waking up early, wasting time, taking a lot of stuff Dislikes : Not paddling, being bored Most XXX moment : Ask Stef Favourite Paddling Destination : ? Trip luxury item : More kit |
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Name Jenni (the Angel) Likes : Polishing halo, gin, chilling, saying "Grr" Dislikes : Doing scary things, breaking car Most XXX moment : None, she's an angel Favourite Paddling Destination : Low force Trip luxury item : Posh Clothes, hairdryer |